by Flint Driscoll on May 2nd, 2011

So that’s it then. We finally got the Big O. Victory is at hand. It’s time to bring the boys and girls back home from Afghanistan, Iraq, Guantanamo and Germany. President Barack Hussein Obama finally gets Uncle Sam some genuine pay-back for 9/11, and we can close this long and painful chapter in America’s gilded history.

Wrong, people. Wrong.

I have yet to see any convincing proof that whoever they – and we don’t know who “they” are – killed in Pakistan last night was really Osama Bin Laden. We don’t even know that a raid took place. Sure, they can show us some grainy photos of a crashed helicopter, but what does that prove? Unmarked black helicopters crash all the time in the woods near my house in Virginia. The difference is that this time the UN isn’t covering it up.

These are ruthless, Godless, cunning people, who will stop at nothing to cling to their dream of global jihadi liberal domination. If you can fake a long-form Hawaii birth certificate, which uses a funny type of half-laminate paper, and has a Jack Lord watermark embedded against the grain, then this sort of thing is child’s play. Wise up, my friends: remember, these are the same people who faked the entire World Series in 1992 and again in 1993, so the Toronto Blue Jays could appear to win. As if.

So what really happened in Abbottabad last night? Well, I’ve been working the blogosphere all night, and I’ve come up with a pretty solid picture of the real turn of events. According to security sources whom I can’t name here, for technical reasons, the principle target of the “raid” was an Osama Bin Laden lookalike, who has been kept “on ice” by the national Democratic leadership and its Pakistani/Al Qaeda allies since shortly before the 2001 terror atrocities. With President Hussein’s re-election campaign only eighteen months away, the time was ripe to cash in on this particular chip. Cue ticker-tape and hoopla. Hail to the Chief.

So where is the real Osama Bin Laden, you ask me? Where he’s always been. Alive and well and living in Paris, like Khomeini before him, ready to go active again whenever the anti-American global elite needs him. A guy like that is far too useful to kill for real.


2 Responses to “War is over? Happy Christmas…”

  1. Timmy says:

    Yeah, pretty much what I thought. Still, they seem to have the Pentagon and the CIA working with them on this one, so I guess it’ll take some time before the writing is on the wall for the population at large. But they ain’t fooling us. Keep up the good work, Flint. As long as you’re out there, I know the truth will be told.

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