by admin on August 14th, 2011

Hello. Site administrator Cass Umtak here.

This is terrible, terrible news. Flint Driscoll has been abducted by Al Qaeda/Taliban elements and now faces death if we cannot find a way to save him. I am appealing to all readers of this blog to come together in a mass campaign to have him freed. I myself would be greatly honored to spearhead the effort to save this great man from the doom he now faces, doubtless with all the courage which we would expect from him. Unfortunately, I have just been recruited by some people sympathetic to the Bachmann campaign to help devise some viral attack strategies, so I won’t be able to do it. But if anyone else out there would like to step up for the big guy, contact me here at I’ll keep an eye on the site from time to time, work permitting.

God bless you all. Cass Umtak.

2 Responses to “We must start a mass campaign to save Flint Driscoll!”

  1. Marylin Manson says:

    Any news???? I am worried!

  2. admin says:

    Hi Marylin

    Cass here. Thanks for your concern, Ma’am. No, there is still no more news from Flint. I sent an e-mail to the State Department, to get them on the case, but you know who’s in charge there. As far as we know, Flint is still being held by the Taliban/Al Qaeda, who are demanding that the US return Osama Bin Laden from his secret undisclosed location in France in return for Flint’s release. If there are any updates, I’ll let you know.
    To change the subject slightly, isn’t it great that Rick Perry has entered the GOP presidential lists? I’m still working with Michele Bachmann, but it’s great to have some real choice – Bachmann/Perry Overdrive! You ain’t seen nothing yet!
    And isn’t it wonderful that Glenn Beck has now brought His word to Jerusalem? Israel must belong only to the Jews, he hath said, because only then can they all be converted to the Love of Jesus. Testify, Glenn!